{"id":2526,"date":"2011-05-30T12:14:33","date_gmt":"2011-05-30T17:14:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.superrachelzana.com\/blog\/?p=2526"},"modified":"2011-05-30T12:15:35","modified_gmt":"2011-05-30T17:15:35","slug":"conversations-on-the-couch-about-the-aging-process","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/superrachelzana.com\/?p=2526","title":{"rendered":"Conversations on the Couch: About The Aging Process"},"content":{"rendered":"

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I am cozied up next to The Banana on the futon, a pile of picture books in my lap. \u00a0We\u2019re snuggled under a fuzzy blanket.<\/p>\n

Me: \u00a0When you get to be a Mama like me and I\u2019m a grandma, are you going to let me read books to your kids?<\/p>\n

The Banana: \u00a0Hmmmm. \u00a0Maybe.<\/p>\n

Me: \u00a0I really like reading books to kids.<\/p>\n

The Banana: \u00a0Well, I might let you read to them sometimes<\/em>, but I\u2019m not sure if they will like it very much.<\/p>\n

Me: \u00a0Well, why wouldn\u2019t they like it?<\/p>\n

The Banana: \u00a0Well, by that time you are going to be very, very old and wrinkly and your voice is going to sound really weird.<\/p>\n<\/body>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I am cozied up next to The Banana on the futon, a pile of picture books in my lap. \u00a0We\u2019re snuggled under a fuzzy blanket. Me: \u00a0When you get to be a Mama like me and I\u2019m a grandma, are you going to let me read books to your kids? The Banana: \u00a0Hmmmm. \u00a0Maybe. Me: \u00a0I really like reading books to kids. The Banana: \u00a0Well, I might let you read to them sometimes, but I\u2019m not sure if they will like it very much. Me: \u00a0Well, why wouldn\u2019t they like it? The Banana: \u00a0Well, by that time you are going to be very, very old and wrinkly and your voice is going to sound really weird.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2526","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/superrachelzana.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2526"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/superrachelzana.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/superrachelzana.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/superrachelzana.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/superrachelzana.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2526"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/superrachelzana.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2526\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2529,"href":"https:\/\/superrachelzana.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2526\/revisions\/2529"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/superrachelzana.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2526"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/superrachelzana.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2526"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/superrachelzana.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2526"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}