{"id":2567,"date":"2011-06-08T10:06:52","date_gmt":"2011-06-08T15:06:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.superrachelzana.com\/blog\/?p=2567"},"modified":"2011-06-08T10:06:52","modified_gmt":"2011-06-08T15:06:52","slug":"conversations-next-to-the-patio-door","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/superrachelzana.com\/?p=2567","title":{"rendered":"Conversations: Next to the Patio Door"},"content":{"rendered":"

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The Banana: \u00a0(shouting) \u00a0Daddy! \u00a0Dad! \u00a0Daddy! \u00a0DADDY!<\/p>\n

Dr. Peds: \u00a0What, honey?<\/p>\n

The Banana: \u00a0Come here right away!<\/p>\n

Dr. Peds: \u00a0What do you need?<\/p>\n

The Banana: \u00a0I need you to fix my bike.<\/p>\n

Dr. Peds: \u00a0What\u2019s wrong with your bike? \u00a0(He walks around the corner).<\/p>\n

The Banana: \u00a0(holding up the bicycle tire pump hose) You need to put gas in my bike right away. \u00a0I think it goes in the wheels.<\/p>\n

Dr. Peds: \u00a0Sweetie, your bike is fine.<\/p>\n

The Banana: \u00a0But I\u201dm sure these little wheels need some.<\/p>\n

Dr. Peds: \u00a0Training wheels don\u2019t need gas or air, Dear.<\/p>\n<\/body>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The Banana was standing on the walkway between the deck and the patio door with her bike and the bicycle tire pump. \u00a0Dr. Peds was around the corner of the house. \u00a0She started pumping air into the basket of her bike and singing. \u00a0Then she got a brilliant idea. The Banana: \u00a0(shouting) \u00a0Daddy! \u00a0Dad! \u00a0Daddy! \u00a0DADDY! Dr. Peds: \u00a0What, honey? The Banana: \u00a0Come here right away! Dr. Peds: \u00a0What do you need? The Banana: \u00a0I need you to fix my bike. Dr. Peds: \u00a0What\u2019s wrong with your bike? \u00a0(He walks around the corner). The Banana: \u00a0(holding up the bicycle tire pump hose) You need to put gas in my bike right away. \u00a0I think it goes in the wheels. Dr. Peds: \u00a0Sweetie, your bike is fine. The Banana: \u00a0But I\u201dm sure these little wheels need some. Dr. Peds: \u00a0Training wheels don\u2019t need gas or air, Dear.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2567","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/superrachelzana.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2567"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/superrachelzana.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/superrachelzana.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/superrachelzana.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/superrachelzana.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2567"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/superrachelzana.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2567\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2568,"href":"https:\/\/superrachelzana.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2567\/revisions\/2568"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/superrachelzana.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2567"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/superrachelzana.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2567"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/superrachelzana.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2567"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}