This weekend a friend and I traded childcare so that we could do something with our husbands without the company of residents under four feet tall. Whenever Dr. Pediatrician and I have the opportunity to go on a “date” we are completely stumped as to what we should actually do.…

Between the hours of 7:03 and 8:05 yesterday morning Mr. Cuddles woke up, had a sippy cup filled with milk, and promptly downed a banana (his recent fruit of choice) so fast that it made him throw up. All over me. So I took him to his bedroom and stripped…