Wild Morning

Between the hours of 7:03 and 8:05 yesterday morning Mr. Cuddles woke up, had a sippy cup filled with milk, and promptly downed a banana (his recent fruit of choice) so fast that it made him throw up. All over me. So I took him to his bedroom and stripped him down for a quick bath. After removing his diaper I set him down on the floor expecting him to run to the tub to search out his boats, but instead he ran down the hallway, stood next to the staircase and peed all over the floor. Luckily it was a hardwood floor. I moved him to the linoleum in the bathroom, wiped up the mess and plopped him in the tub. After a bit he started to crawl out of the tub, so I assisted him out and wrapped him up in a hoodie towel. He discarded the towel at the bathroom doorway, and quick quick quick ran down the hallway again into the living room, stood next to the couch and peed again . . . on the carpet. I was chasing him the whole time, but woe’s me, he’s fast and this big belly makes me SLOW like a sloth.