The crew dyed Easter eggs this afternoon. Chaos. It was so exciting to stir those eggs around in the jars with absolute zeal. And impatience led to a lot of mess, even for a mess-lover like me. Phew. While all the activity was going on, The Banana was in the…

Me: If you were going to write a book, what kind of story would you tell? Mr. Sneaky Pants: There would be a toothy dinosaur skeleton (a tyranosaurus rex) in your ipod. He’d CHOMP up all those singing people because he doesn’t like that fancy racket.

First, beg and beg your Auntie with a camera to lift you up onto the horizontal part of the tree trunk in her backyard. When the Auntie protests that she’s much, much too short, get on your knees and beg harder. When she turns around to chase after your toddler…