Egads!  My baby is only going to be a true authentic baby for ONE more day.  What am I going to do?  I think I  need six more babies (except they all wouldn’t fit in my van, and the prospect of me driving something even bigger than my van would…

Mr. SP is licking his yogurt cup and says to me, “I really wish all the grass on the ground were green gummy worms and all the leaves on the trees were gummy vitamins, and in the winter it would be really great if all the snow was ice cream.…