Squirmy just loves having a bath.  While the water is running, he stands next to the tub on his tiptoes, just filled with glee about the prospect of splashing in that water. Lest you think that such moments are tranquil and lovely at my house, you should know that right…

Shhhhhhh.  Listen closely, and you probably will hear the out-of-control evil laughter that accompanied these sinister countenances.  She makes a terribly good villain.  Sometimes she barely even needs to try.