Conversations with Mr. Sneaky Pants: Today and Yesterday
Last night, Mr. Sneaky Pants came over in front of the fire where I was crocheting and began in his very animated storytelling fashion to tell me:
Mom, you know that Hannah, that disgusting Hannah that lives with us? That one? She doesn't like me and I don't like her. And she uses her toothbrush to comb the babysitter's hair.
And then, today at the dinner table:
Mr. Sneaky Pants Hey! You guys! You know what? We have the two second rule!"
Sarah: What's that?
Mr. SP: It's where, you know, if you drop something on the floor you can still eat it in two seconds.
Greg: How long is two seconds?
Mr. SP: Well, Dad, it's like this. You drop some food on the floor and then two minutes go by and then you can eat it.
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One Comment
Siri
I read it and laughed. and laughed. and laughed.