Prior to leaving for a meeting at church this morning, Mr. Sneaky Pants had an exploding diaper. While I was busy cleaning up that stinky mess, The Banana busied herself with locating the open bathroom door and toilet inside. She found great entertainment playing with a washcloth in the toilet…

While my husband was away this weekend, I recruited some small familiy members to help pack some of our leaves into the yard waste bin. I had The Banana on my back, and while they cooked up a lovely batch of mud soup, dirt coffee, and rotten-green salad, complete with…