Morning Insanity

Prior to leaving for a meeting at church this morning, Mr. Sneaky Pants had an exploding diaper. While I was busy cleaning up that stinky mess, The Banana busied herself with locating the open bathroom door and toilet inside. She found great entertainment playing with a washcloth in the toilet water, and when I stepped out of Mr. Sneaky Pant’s room with the foul diaper in hand, headed to locate a plastic bag to dispose of it, I found The Banana, soaked to the bone, CHEWING on the aforementioned washcloth, dripping yucky water all over the floor, carpet, and the hallway in general.