• Alligator on the Loose

    Once there was an alligator, who ran free and wild in the jungles of the backyard. Until his sister caught up with him and chopped off his head.  That was traumatic, my friends.  Very traumatic.  And noisy.  

  • On Dental Hygiene

    Stated completely out of the blue one afternoon in the living room:   "Mama, I just LOVE toothpaste!"  The toothpaste, my friends is pink.  The Banana loves pink.  She brushes at every opportunity that presents itself.