Massage Therapist

For the past year and a half or so, I’ve been training this boy of mine to rub my back and shoulders.  He’s actually gotten very good at it, so good that I’m willing to pay him for a good back rub.  His rates have even increased, and I’m still willing to pay.  (It’s still well, well below the price of a massage therapist . . . his going rate is a dollar for 15 minutes.)

Yesterday he came singing over to where I was sitting, and then announced in his best salesperson voice, “Back rubs!  Now payable in extra iPad time! ”

I’m pretty sure his future wife will be thanking me one day.