After School
On Thursdays he comes home from school and is the only kidlet home for the first hour because The Banana is at math club, and the bigger kidlets are still in school. This means he has an entire half hour before I start teaching to verbally expunge everything that happened during his school day, and let me tell you, this kid talks fast and . . . fast. He always has a lot to say. Unlike his eldest two siblings who never told me anything about what went on at school, he relates everything at an astounding level of detail.