How to Cook A Turkey: According to The Banana’s Preschool Class

The Banana:  You heat up your oven to 8 degrees.

Classmate 1:  You bake the turkey for 5 minutes.

Classmate 2:  If the turkey falls on the floor, you clean it up really good.

Classmate 3:  Then you stick it in the microwave.

Admittedly, I didn’t try this procedure with our own turkey.