In the Van

There is no picture available today, but here are some conversations heard in the van on our journey to Bismarck today:

Mr. SP:  Dad!  My tooth is really, really loose!  Look!

Me:  Wow!  That tooth IS really loose!  How did that happen so suddenly?

Mr. SP: Oh, Hannah and I were playing tug-of- war with our mouths and she just yanked it really loose!

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Dr. Peds: (at a gas station)  Ok!  Everybody give me your apple cores so I can throw them away.  Noah?  Where’s your apple core?

Mr. SP:  I ate my apple core.

Dr. Peds.  Ok.  Well, where’s the twig part of the apple core?

Mr. SP:  Oh, I ate the twig too.

(There’s nothing like a bit of fiber while you are traveling.)

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Dr. Peds:  Where are the wrappers from the Nutrigrain bars?

The Banana:  I didn’t do it.  It just happened.