Confessions
Last Saturday I had an emergency sneeze out of the blue on the grapes at Walmart. I bought a bag closest to where I sneezed to try to protect the average consumer, however, the sanitary police are probably staking out my house preparing to raid.
If you have any good advice as to how a person should actually handle themselves after emergency sneezes in the produce department, please leave a comment. I would appreciate your input for future reference. Thanks.
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One Comment
gramma jan
Your nurse cousin says to sneeze into your elbow; however, you have to have time to get your elbow up there, so I think you handled it fine: buy the grapes. Now your only option is to keep a sharp eye on the end of the block. If there is no innocuous looking dingy black auto parked there you’re probably in the clear…;.no one is following you. If everything fails I’ll bake you a cake with a saw in it……because what are grandmothers for. I looked at your new house….looks goodl. Can’t wait to hold The Banana.