More Quotes from the Crazy Preschooler

Ms. CP: “Look at me squeeze through this crack in the door Mom. I can do that because I’m thin. . . ” (She Looks at me in the mirror while I comb her hair) “But you’re more thick, Mom.”

Ms. CP: (After telling me a big long, long story in a very animated voice about how she was driving on a road with Dr.Pediatrician and they saw an ambulance behind them and pulled over to the side of the road to let it pass) “And I knew it was a big mergency, so I sat really still in my seat and I was PITCH quiet.”