Because Everyone Likes to Push Buttons, Right?

We have scores of these lovely creations that have come home from preschool.  Literally, I could count out groups of 20 of these lovely little papers.

About two weeks ago, Mr. TOF started pulling groups of these papers out of his backpack.

Me:  Oh!  What did you make?

Mr. TOF:  These are Moats.

Me:  Oh.  Like the water that surrounds a castle?

Mr. TOF:  No.  They’re moats.  You know.  Moats.  Like when Grandpa Ron is watching TV and pushes all the buttons.

Me:  OH!  Remotes!

Mr.  TOF:  Yeah, that’s it.  I just couldn’t say it very well.

Me:  Well, what do you do with all of these remotes?  Do you pretend to watch TV?

Mr. TOF:  (looking at me incredulously) No!  That’s silly.

Me:  What do your remotes do when you push the button?

Mr. TOF:  They are for starting fires.

Me:  Like in a fireplace?

Mr. TOF:  In a fireplace, or just stuff you want on fire.

Me:  OK.  That’s a good idea.

Mr. TOF:  Yeah.  I’m going to make one for everyone in our family.

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