How To Catch and Eat A Whale

According to Ms. Crazy Preschooler, To Catch a Whale:

First you get a very big stick with a net that has two handles on each side. You drag the net in the water and wait and wait and wait and then when the whale swims in the net you lift it up really quick and put it right down on the grass. And then you cover the whale with ketchup and frosting and there it is! Yummy for those kind of people who like to eat whales.