Constantine
The Banana has a flair for acting, and lately two alter-ego personalities have been appearing often in our car and around the house: Debra, a very enthusiastic but not so smart gal, and my favorite, Constantine.
Constantine speaks in a drawn out nasal Eastern European accent, and he’s always up to something. Within about 30 seconds of a Constantine appearance, I’m usually laughing so hard tears are streaming right down my face. It all starts with the phrase, “Because I’m Constantine . . . ” Constantine in the car can go on for long periods of time, and it entertains pretty much everyone.
Recently The Banana came home from school with origami fingernails for Constantine. They were pretty much perfect for his personality.
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