Just One Final Syllable
I've been meaning to record this here for about a week, but I haven't. Last week Mr. Sneaky Pants and Sarah were working in the office at the art table. They had been busy for a long time, which was excellent because The Banana and I were accomplishing some much needed weeding outside. With a snap, the sliding patio door opened, and out popped Mr. Sneaky Pants with a twinkle in his eye. He was holding a small spiral bound notebook with a lot of interesting marks in it.
"Mom! Guess what Sarah and I have been working on! We made diarrhea!"
I was a bit confused for a second, until I realized he was talking about the notebook. Then I wondered if my ears were playing tricks on me. I decided to inquire.
"Oh! You're writing in a really neat notebook. What do you call a notebook that you write in like that?"
Mr. Sneaky Pants rolls his eyes at me, " Mooooooooooom! I just told you! It's diarrhea!"