For Grandma Robbie: Dressmaker Extraordinaire

Dear Mother:

I am sending you a DVD slideshow so that you can truly appreciate the torture I went through procuring these pictures of The Banana and Sarah in their exquisite Christmas dresses. (See a small preview in the picture of The Banana below) Expect the slideshow to arrive via snail mail in the next few days. In addition, several prints will arrive at your home in the near future. I realize that the large, silken blue sashes and adorable bows are missing from both of these dresses. Sarah removed hers during Sunday School so that she could “concentrate better” on the activities at hand, and then later insisted that The Banana needed to match her perfectly. But don’t worry. I still HAVE the sashes and will be reinstalling them prior to our next dresswearing venture.

Sincerely,

Your Hopeless Daughter, with little or no fashion sense.