Numbers and Letters, Oh My!

This morning:

Sarah: At church last night we were doing the letter S page for our book, and they put my name up on the bullitan board!

Mr. Sneaky Pants: Why?

Me: Because Sarah begins with an “S”. SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSarah. Like Noah begins with an NNNNNNNNNNN . . . “N.”

Mr. Sneaky Pants: NO! No! No! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I three! I three now! I begin with a 3.

Greg: Well, honey, you are three . . . three years old, but that’s a number. Your name still begins with letter N.

Mr. Sneaky Pants! NO! no! no! WAAAAAAAAAAH!!! I not like that letter N. I don’t like that letter at all. I start with 3. And I end with baby “h.” (Squints eyes and scowls).

So apparently I should have named him “3ah” ?????