A Businessman
I hate to be tickled. I really hate it. My whole family knows this.
The other night I was sitting at the dining room table while Mr. SP worked through couple of math problems. My husband was being a pest.
Mr. SP: Hey Dad! Want me to hold Mom while you tickle her?
Dr. Peds: Great idea!
Mr. SP: How many boxes of cereal will you give me?
Dr. Peds: Uhm??????
Mr. SP: The real question is actually: how many boxes of cereal will Mom give me to prevent that from happening?