Something that You Would Only Hear in this Family

Mr. TOF was in the middle of a viola practice. The Banana came home and walked into the room.

Mr. TOF: Hey! Guess what?

The Banana: What?

Mr. TOF: All of our teachers showed us our grades today. I have all A’s. Well, one might be an A-flat.

The Banana: . . . I think you mean an A-minus.

Mr. TOF: Oh yeah. That’s it. I was just playing A-flats.