Dr. Peds: Hey, buddy. How's it going?
Mr. Sneaky Pants: I'm STARVING! I am so hungry.
Dr. Peds: Didn't you just have a snack?
Mr. Sneaky Pants: That was HOURS ago.
Dr. Peds: Isn't it almost time for supper?
Mr. Sneaky Pants: Well, yeah, but I only had ONE lunch today!